Sunday, June 8, 2014

Eliza, Just call me Eliza

I can't wait for my birthday, I want to sing the birthday song! It's in a month and I will be 2!

Don't call me Sweetie pie, honey, sugar, love bug, or anything like that. My name is Eliza, and that is all I want to be called. My mom and dad keep forgetting.

My mom and dad think I need to sleep in my bed. they are funny! I do sleep in my bed. My bed is their bed too. I have slept in that bed since day one. I don't want it any other way.

I love all animals so much! They are all so "cute"

I have so many babies. I am a good mommy. I dress them, and make them look "beautiful". I wash them, I put them to bed to go "night night", and feed them. today I tried to have one baby go potty on the toilet, but she accidently fell in the toilet.

I love the movie Frozen! I can sing and dance like Elsa. "Let it go"

I don't like to sleep. Ever. My mom tries really hard for me to take naps, but I don't want to.

I have lots of "beautiful" clothes, and shoes.  I really love to wear hats. I have lots of "beautiful" hats

I like to be at home. If I am out too long, I ask my mom if I can go home.

If my mom asks me to do something I will either say "yeah, sure" or "ok, fine" 

I only want to drink milk or juice, I don't like water, unless it's from my mom's cup.

my favorite TV show is Peppa pig! I can even snort like them.

I like camping and sleeping in a tent.

I learned how to be polite and to say "no thank you, and your welcome" and I always say it. Even better then my siblings.

I know how to clean up, I always clean up! it makes my mom so happy!

my doctor and my family say that I talk really good, better then other kids my age. I love to talk and talk a lot!

I like to read books, I like to color, watch TV, and play with my babies.

My hair is getting long, but I don't like my mom to put my hair up in pony tails. But I do like her to brush it.

My mom says I am a good girl when we go to the doctors, or store, or anywhere. she says I am the easiest.

I love to cuddle! my mom and dad always cuddle and hold me.

Brigham, Brigs, Briggy, Briggy sue, Wigwam, and Bigbum


I can't wait to turn 4 so I can go to preschool. I wanted to go to school for so long!

My mom calls me a clown. I don't know why, I don't look like one, but I always make her laugh.

One time my mom and dad laughed really hard, because I pulled out my shirt over my chest, and ran around the house saying "I have big boobs! I have big boobs"! they thought that was funny.

I think I am the only child at my house that wakes up happy and ready to go in the morning.

I wish I didn't get in trouble so much. I don't think I am doing any thing wrong, but my mom doesn't like when I run out of the house with out asking, or put things in the toilet other than toilet papper, or play in the bathroom sink until it makes a flood in the bathroom, or play in the street, or pee my pants because I am too busy playing, or spray everyone and everything with a squirt bottle, or wear my dads retainer, or brush with his tooth brush. I just want to have fun! but she gets mad.
she really gets mad when I pee on the toilet seat or bathroom floor.  I can't help it! it's like a little fire hose. It's uncontrollable!

My best friend is Adelaide. She is my cousin, but like a friend. She is a girl, But she can play like a boy. One day I will marry her in the temple.

I have a straw hat that I wear every day! even in bed and in my bath.

My dog fred gets on my nerves. 

I don't like bugs and spiders!! they are scary!

I love that I have blue eyes, because It's like my dad's eyes.

I don't like to sit down. I rather run and play all day!

I get scared at night and like to sleep with Abbey or my mom and dad.

my mom calls me Mr Sound effects. I don't know what that means. But she says it when I am playing with my super hero toys, or transformers.

Last night I rode the sheep at the Rodeo! I was so excited! When I saw the "sheepes" I said "Hi sheepes, Hi! I am going to ride you"! When I got on, the sheep got mad and ran  really really fast and made me fall off! I got dirt all over me, even in my teeth! that was scary! I told my mom "I don't like sheepes"!   But I got a "trufa" my mom says it's a trophy, but I don't think so. I took my trophy to church and everyone liked it.

my favorite color is orange!

Jaden! It's about Jaden!

I have a count down chain on my door. It's counting down until my 6th birthday!! woohoo! I can't wait to get big!  The older I get, the closer I am to a dad. I want to be a dad. My dad is the best, and I am going to be just like him!

I already have big muscles! I am really strong.

My mom loves that I am not scared of bugs and spiders. Because My dad and I, are the only ones brave enough to kill them.

I am the best sleeper at night. I go right to sleep. I love my bed, and only want to sleep by myself. I don't like to sleep with any one.

I wish my mom wouldn't make such gross food. If she only made pizza, hot dogs, and Ramen noodles I would be a happy boy, and wouldn't be so hungry all the time. But she tries to get me to eat gross foods like chicken, and vegetables. The only veggie I like is raw carrots.

My parents are happy with me  because I am a big helper, and learned how to clean.

I did really good in school. I miss school. I really miss my teacher, she was the best.

I wish I wore glasses like Abbey

I wish my dog Fred was really my brother. He is so fun to play with. we wrestle a lot!

Red and Black is my favorite color

when ever my mom watches the weather, I get nervous. I always think, that we might have a thunder storm or tornado. I wish there was no such thing as lightning, rain, tornados and earthquakes in this world.

I adore my little sister! My mom says I need to be nice to my little brother, like I am nice to my sister.

I can't wait to go camping with my dad! I love to camp, I love to be with my dad, and I love to do boy things. My parents say I am all boy!

It's all about Abbey

I can't wait to turn 8! I've spent many nights laying in bed, writing many long list of birthday gift ideas, and party ideas.  My last big birthday idea, is a horse. But my parents said it won't fit in the back yard, But I think there is plenty of room.

My Parents have been so happy with me. I have been such a good cleaner. I always clean up. Even clean up things that aren't mine.

I am so glad to be on Summer break. I like to spend all day outside with my friends.   I even got a tan.

If I do get married, I might want to Marry a cowboy.

My mom says I know a lot of big words. I guess, I technically do.

I got good grades in school.

I wish I never had to take baths. If it wasn't for my mom making me, I would never take them.

There isn't much food I don't like. My parents wish all my siblings ate as good as me.

Frozen is my favorite movie.

crafts? Yes I love crafts! and wish I could do them all the time.

my favorite colors are Pink and Blue

I like to plan parties in my room, and in my front yard.

When I grow up, I want to be a scientist and teacher. I went to the Planetarium for my field trip and loved it!!

I love dogs, and my dog Fred is the best!